Good news everyone: my favorite wannabe celebrity Courtney Stodden is single again, after splitting with her husband. Shocking, I know. Who could’ve seen that one coming? Anyway, I know that not everybody loves Courtney as much as I do, which makes this even better news for me. Because it means that now she’s free to pursue exciting new projects, like accepting my generous sex tape offer. Call me.
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